when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on
“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair
‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar
“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus
'You can't do games with your jewellery on' says the PE teacher with rings. Studs. A watch and a necklace on during the demonstration.